Friday 11 June 2010

Oil spill chants

The toxic oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico has added a certain spice to the clash between England and the Yanks - but will it be reflected in the chants of the crowd? Some suggestions:

You're so slick it's unbelievable
The referee's a tanker
Who's the bastard covered in black?
Come and have a go if you think you know how to plug the damn leak
Are you Shell in disguise?
I'm forever blowing up oil rigs
Tony Hayward's going to get his fucking head kicked in
You're not making profits anymore
You don't know what you're doing
We all hate Leaks and Leaks and Leaks, we all fucking hate Leaks
BP's share price is Going down, going down, going down
We are BP, Obama doesn't like us, we don't care.

The crowd will then perform a Gulf Of Mexican wave goodbye to BP's future.

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